LAST COMMENTS FOR 2007

TO MY NON-EXISTENT COMMUNITY OF READERS..except for Ivan Chew and his throng of male, female, genderless, gendered but confused, endangered community of followers who worship the cyber music trail and ramblings that he has created...

MAMAGORI PRESENTS HER LAST POST FOR THE YEAR 2007..

SINCE MAMA WILL FIND FOR ONCE AN AUDIENCE..MAMAGORI REFUSES TO JUZ BLOG A REVIEW OF STARDUST? starfish? STARGAZERS? STARBLAZERS?..oh sorry..seastars2007

NOW MAMAGORI wants all and sundry to know that she can get behind a set of wheels and give u a joy ride..only thing...sans a driver's license..but if you so wish another kind of joy ride..that'll require another state letter that allows MAMAGORI HALF OF ALL OF YOUR ESTATE..so now, joy ride, anyone?

NEXT MAMAGORI TELLS US THAT she is tensed thinking that her first-born will soon have to make sure she carries the stone-heavy school-pack ALL BY HERSELF, remember which bus to get on after school as well as not forget any of the books under her table..all these in the spate of the next four days..my baby girl is now a can't-make-up-my-mind-if-school-will-be-as-fun-as kindy..and-what-if-i'm-sleepy-and-want-to-sleep-in-school PRIMARY ONE GIRL..

MAMA will worry with you too BABY...but you-jolly-well-dont-give-me-a-hard-time-when-I-have-to-help-you-with-your-homework-ok???!!!

ok, now a review of the songs on seastars2007..

1) seashoredays was not too bad a start but..er why did it end so abruptly?
2) seanemone is actually an offspring of seashoredays, makes sense doesnt it?..considering seashoredays was cut off way too quick...(psst..MAMA senses a conspiracy here..one song cut off in two so that Ivan gets to churn a nine-track album..or else he can't beat Hady's or Taufik's sales)
3) now, i'm not sure how seanemone is related to starfish..but MAMA still smells a genetic link here ..in the vast world of the undersea, anemones and starfishes may hang together..but THEY ARE NOT COUSINS, I SWEAR..i did BIOLOGY AT A-LEVELS, u know..so IVAN, could u spruce it up a little with the help of some MATs at your ang mo kio void deck? ask them to give u their EDGE..sans ECSTASY or GANJA k..
4) MAMA decides to skip commenting on into the deep and flowing with the waves coz that's what u'll get..flow with the waves and u'll get into the deep and MAMA doesnt swim well..

5) BUT stargazer..now this is something altogether different..coz i think stargazer is NOT a sea creature..it speaks to MAMA..it has angst..it could possibly end up on the airwaves, possibly not BATAM airwaves where all underground INDONESIAN maids are tuning in to..but...it might possibly go on air..if i manage to get a girlfren whose sis-in-law's husband plays soccer with HADY MIRZA each sunday (now, you female fan freaks, dont ask me where ok? even if i know, i wont tell, coz why would i want a queue)..if i can get THE hady mirza, first-asian-idol, to give some Malay Mat lyrics..and change it into his first single released after the win..wah...IVAN..u'll be my next best friend!!!

OK IVAN..hope u like what u read..over n out..coz MAMA has to shed her grizzly bear hair to mutate into a most-normal-tuition-teacher and head to the centre before her manager-husband HOLLERS!!!

OK CIAO BABES!..HAVE A GREAT N HAPPY NEW YEAR, ONE AND ALL..MAY MOST OF YOUR NOT-SO-RIDICULOUS 2008 dreams come true..

i'm wishing for a set of wheels and the accompanying LEGAL license..;)..someone did tell me i could buy one in batam..was it the radio or was it my maid..hmmm..