IF I COULD.. I WOULD

IF I COULD..I WOULD..

pray five times a day without missing,

go under the knife for a tummy tuck, butt nip, breast lift and thigh augmentation..

fly to the moon,

get a wondrous essential oils massage once a week,

try bungee jumping,

run away with my first true love, (NO, not KS!),

wear make-up,

read in bed all day,

scold the mo**** f***** who jumped the unofficial roadside taxi cue,

swim free style,

start my own talk show,

abandon all my kids for two months to trek in the HIMALAYAS,

volunteer in UNICEF's world hunger missions to AFRICA,

find all of my long-lost friends,

cook an entire feast,

grow young again.

NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU COULD?